10th award

Thank you Ummul Aqeem for the very cute, 'cute award' and I'm honoured to have it..

5 perkara yang lawak+poyo+sengal+mengong and tak bleh nak blah and sewaktu dengannya yang pernah berlaku dalm hidup anda:

Oh dear..Am I too old already? I still am 27 (selagi tak july, i still am..ok? Can I stop my age until here? I like the number 27)... I don't seem to understand most of the words lah.. slang ape nih? I only understand lawak, poyo..tu je. Dah lama sangat ke tinggalkan Malaysia?? Pelik betul

So anyways..here are the lawaks or poyos stories je since i don't know the rest of the words:

1. I once wore this cute little kebaya to MRSM Taiping for Raya celebration. And I thought I look pretty (perasan la) and I was so 'control' especially when I passed at the DS (Dewan Selera) of the boys side, and I was so conscious as I can feel that (poyo lagi) they were staring at me..(ye,ye perasan..wat to do..i was 16-17).. So anyway, since I was so 'control ayu', something stupid happened. I stepped on a banana peel (kulit pisang) which some uncivic minded Taiping bloke had thrown outside the DS area, and miss perasan cute terkangkang (I made a split which I thought was impossible to make). Get this, my right leg was at the front while my back leg was at my back..ala..split..ala2 gymnast ;p. Thank goodness I was walking with my 'sharkians' buddies and they picked me up and walked as fast as we could until we passed the DS. I was lucky that no one laughed at me... but later all my friends laughed at me. It was so emberassing. Malu gileeeee... merah muka.. BUT... after that.. (sila jangan muntah darah), there were guys who came to me and asked me (with deep concern in their eyes ;p).. I saw you falling just now, 'jatuh teruk, ok?'..are you okay??........hehehe.. Tapi memang malu. tu je la nak cakap..NEXT!

2.I went on my second date with Hafiz and back then, I was sooo darn clumsy. Miss Gelabah kot. So, after having such a great time, I was like, oklay, this is my house, I'll see you soon, bla, blah.. I opened the door without looking on the left. (I was so gelabah, jantung dup dap laju nih..macam nak terkeluar dari badan..hehe..cuak, i dunno why. was trying hard to impress kot).So, as I hurriedly opened the door I banged the front seat passenger door at someone who was walking pass the car with a few other guys..'Adoi!!'.. Alamak, sorry..sorry... I was sooooooooo malu babe. Baru lepas dating nih...!! And being the gentleman that he WAS, he didn't laugh back then. But after marrying me, he can't stop talking about it, how he tried so hard not to laugh at me.... Sabar je la. But one of the main reason that he fell for me is because he thought I was funny...sabar je la...!

3. I don't seem to remember any lawak stories, so here's a poyo story from me (sediakan baldi/bucket/pail/whatever u call it for vommiting)... When I was in Matrics or maybe in Uni, (looong time ago) I had people mistaken me/comparing me to a certain celebrity (now wearing tudung/hijab), she was rather famous back then, a show called 'Spanar Jaya' made her famous. When I was in Uni, some nasty guys said that I was ******* tapi grade B. (because I wasn't as pretty). I didn't like it at all to be compared to her as I think I look different than her. She's obviously a whole lot prettier since she is a celebrity with mixed - parentage of caucasian and all. So, yeah.. at that time, I felt unhappy that people compared me to her but now I'm flattered..hehe.. but after marriage, I don't think I look anything like her anymore, especially since both had grown side ways...hahaha..Yeah.so that's my poyo story..hehe (boleh muntah beramai- ramai sekarang)

4. There was once, this super cute boy (not my type) back in matrics..almost everyone in school (agaknya la) liked him/had a crush on him.. i wasn't la of course since at that time i have a bf already. I remembered one dinner night (somewhat like prom tapi versi islamic ala2 MRSM..), he was sitting on another table and kep looking at me. wait..wait, not looking, but staring. The whole time. Even my friends noticed it. And we assumed that he was into me.. hahaha.. So perasan la di situ. I told my then-bf but he didn't say a thing. he just kept quiet. I thought he would get jealous but he didn't. So after entering first year uni, then I knew the truth (to cut a long story short). He wasn't actually into me. But, he was JEALOUS of me. Wanna know why? He had a crush on my then-bf!!!! I can safely say that he was gay... freaky story huh???

5. I have this one kebaya (kebaya lagi..! Nak buat macamane, I was curvacious dulu;p) that I adore so much and it has this butang ketap, not cangkuk. I remembered this one raya, i was sitting down with my cuz and someone stepped or sat on my kebaya unknowingly, and as I stood up, butang ketap all on both sides were separated and it could have been full frontal nudity have I not wore my undergarment (bra). So anyway, it was deeply embaressing but thank goodness there weren't any guys around.. my cuz covered for me while I quickly buttoned up, this time I asked for a pin, so that the butang ketap won't unbuttoned 'sesuka hati'...;p.. Kalau tak, 'Selamat Hari Raya Free Show' la kat sume orang yang datang...hehe

So, yeah, banyak lagi bende lawak, antara tak recall..or terlalu malu nak cerita. Here's the cutie pies who are tagged/award:

1. Sufee
2. Faizal Kaykay
3. Alia
4. Nisa
5. Mon